Over the counter culture

I don't embarrass easily when it comes to buying things. Condoms? sure why not? what's the worst they could think? honestly? Hell you should buy condoms once a month whether you need them or not just to keep your name out there.

Lingerie? even better, who's with me.

Cake toppers? yeah you wanna make something of it?

Journey CD? I'll play it louder just knowing you disapprove.


Today I met my match. My mom wants the new Celine Dion for Christmas, so at lunch I had to face it. I honestly toyed with buying it along with Motorhead or somesuch to try and still feel like a man.

It is with great shame that I admit to adding to the Dion fortune.

Now I'm sitting on the curb wrapped in a blanket rocking back and forth while you whisper 'it's all over' reassuringly.

R